1 and Done by Eric Scott for December 30, 2022

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    sk55  almost 2 years ago

    I’m Kirk Douglas, and I have a chin dimple.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Sniff, sniff, nope, none off you are asparagus.

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    kgs  almost 2 years ago

    Prove it pee into this cup…

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    The original reason asparaguses aren’t used in a Caesar salad.

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Performance art on the farm.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    By golly, the Jolly Green Giant finally reveals his true identity!

    HO. HO. HO. ‼️

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “I’m butter and I think asparagus and I would make a great couple!”

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    Chalres  almost 2 years ago

    TIL the “T” in “Spartacus” is silent (and sometimes invisible).

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    What’s my line…

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pluck them all and let the chef sort them out.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Spear them all! If they all identify as vegetables, it should be no big deal to just “cut them down”, cook them, and eat them up (if you like asparagus, anyway).

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    HAPPY NEW YEAR‼️

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