Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 31, 2022

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    Ida No  almost 2 years ago

    Nothing prepares you for real life. That’s why everyone older than you lies about it. Because it’s funny.

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    PraiseofFolly  almost 2 years ago

    We exist for the amusement of the Olympian gods, or whatever divinities your culture believes in. “Life” is literally a game they play. That thunder you hear is not an atmospheric phenomenon — it’s the “golden laughter of the gods”! Earth is the setting for a planetary game show. (Prove me wrong!)

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    Olddog1  almost 2 years ago

    Men make plans. The gods laugh.

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    prrdh  almost 2 years ago

    The reason your heart ’won’t stop beating like that’ might be all that licorice.

    https://www.wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2013/09/03/does-licorice-cause-high-blood-pressure/#:~:text=Yes.,resulting%20in%20high%20blood%20pressure.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    I dunno. College taught me how to procrastinate effectively. It worked fine in later life.

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    saywhatwhat  almost 2 years ago

    Sing three verses of “Joe Hill” and call me in the morning.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’m also beginning to see the same problems. My stamina has gone down so badly. Also, it takes more effort and time to get the same amount of work done.

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