F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 14, 2023

next to find a suit of armor!

…an attack for which there is no defense.

Probably won’t stop a bullet, but it might deflect it

Hang a big skillet from your neck and put on a serape poncho.

Prepare for the epic Clash Of The Cosplayers varlet! Rubber swords at the ready!

Why have skills when you can have toys.

The general concept worked for Captain America, didn’t it ?

Ummm…that’s not how you become an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

t seemed a like it might be a lot less work.