Monty by Jim Meddick for January 21, 2023

Just don’t oil your sheets.

“Where’s that PAUSE button?”

Press Esc!

Remove the battery…

Down load an ISO of a new OS and burn it to a thumb drive. Reboot off the thumb drive. You will feel like a new robot.

Oh, I forgot, back-up your files….too late?

Wait a Minotaur. Do I see a Tombstone in his future? I hope he has worked on his End Game. If not it could be a Hugh mistake

Try Force Quit – option-command-q or option-command-esc.

E.B’s task manager must be full.

Blue Screen of Death! Plus, his mouse won’t scroll anymore.

He could try counting electric sheep. :)

EB is OUT of CONTROL !

The need for sleep is variable among different species. “Cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.” —Joseph Wood Krutch

This is kind of unsettling – or as close to that as the Monty comic can come. Those robots just destroy each other and EB is not made for combat. Hoping it’s all a nightmare EB is having because of a virus he got or something.

Just close your glimpses and let Nature take its course, Warrior!