Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 11, 2023

You “gato” get something going.

Garfield, does Jon know what you’re up to?

“But it’s purr-fect as is.”

But what would his motivation be?

So Garfield wrote a book…. sure looks like him. And acts like him.

But the first eight chapters are about some really interesting dreams.

It would take some cat nip to get nip the nap in the bud.

And that’s the untold origin of “Puss in Boots”. Eat your hearts out, Brothers Grimm.

Maybe a tiche of cat-nip to entice

But I didn’t write it as fiction.

It builds up to paw licking. Then peaks with the hair ball hacking.

What is his motivation? Perhaps have his owner pull some lasagna out of the oven?

Well, I don’t think you are intended to read it. Cats will love it!

And then the cat promptly goes back to sleep 2 pages into the chapter. It’ll be a smash seller to felines if some tuna fish and catnip can be worked into the cat’s brief waking moments.

I’m sure this is one gripping yarn. A tall tail that turns into a real claw-biter.

It will appeal to his demographic.

So, you don’t want a book about a cat?