Sounds like one of those ‘pastors’ at a Texas mega-church!!!
Phone is on smote. Be careful.
Just as long as it isn’t during meals.
What if he texts and we don’t hear it?
“Oh. Okay. Is that pronounced ‘hair wad’?”
So the priest didn’t install a ‘smart’ phone? That was dumb!
How long before a call comes in telling you that your car warranty contract is about to expire?
Fortunately for all of us He has already taken care of it. God gave His Word, the Bible to warn us!
I see God’s not up on the latest technology.
He seems to have found his calling.
God loves you so much, that if you don’t worship him, he will send you to he**. How wonderful.
Jim Unger
STEPUP 8 months ago
Sounds like one of those ‘pastors’ at a Texas mega-church!!!
Zykoic 8 months ago
Phone is on smote. Be careful.
The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago
Just as long as it isn’t during meals.
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
What if he texts and we don’t hear it?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 8 months ago
“Oh. Okay. Is that pronounced ‘hair wad’?”
Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago
So the priest didn’t install a ‘smart’ phone? That was dumb!
timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago
How long before a call comes in telling you that your car warranty contract is about to expire?
flpmlp 8 months ago
Fortunately for all of us He has already taken care of it. God gave His Word, the Bible to warn us!
cuzinron47 8 months ago
I see God’s not up on the latest technology.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
He seems to have found his calling.
cracker65 8 months ago
God loves you so much, that if you don’t worship him, he will send you to he**. How wonderful.