Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for December 06, 2023

feed him, and you’re dead, man.

Yeah I’m the same way. Especially for a second helping of mashed potatoes or candied yams.

At first glance, it looked to me like the man was trying to dress up like some kind of big bird.

Awwww! Good to know!

Even better will you not sing for food?

He is not a bird in the hand………

Hey! Me, too!

Laa laa laaa…{sound of tomatoes being thrown}…free food!

The song of a 95 pound canary: C-H-I-R-P!!!!!!!!!

And if he doesn’t know the song, he’ll wing it.

will poop on you for nothing