Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 29, 2023

In America, they got lots of food to eat,

Don’t have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet.

Let’s hope they don’t eat him.

You can’t sit down for a nice bowl of cannibal stew without nice shinny shoes!

Oooooo da agony of da feet!

Shoes…we don’t need no stinkin shoes!

I guess there’s 3 toed sloths and 3 toed savages.

Don’t lose you head over this opportunity.

Remember the Eskimo/refrigerator Frank; go get ’em…