Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 21, 2023

It will blow those annoying neighbours away.

Wouldn’t a snowblower be like a sex toy to a snowman?

Can you give me a demo? Like, say, my whole driveway?

He could use it to blow some of the snow inside the house.

Probably not that interested in a mow job.

You’re very observant, aren’t you?

This failed pitch does not auger well for his future in snowblower sales.