Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 03, 2023

Fake dinghy news. I knew it!

What’s with all the hands-on-hips stance?

They’re just trying to distract us from the hat conspiracy.

… dinghy night at the bathmat factory’s Lake WhoaNelly soon turned ugly…

…Howard’s amaryllis grew 4 inches during the day…

…everyone else’s were still just nubs…

…to which Howard replied…

…Hey!…

…some a times it’s a better to be lucky than a good…

…the Froglandia Piqua ran with the story…

…’Dinghy Outgrows Grinches Heart…

…Gals All Faint…

…Men All Feel Inadequate…

…Reacher said nothing…

The whole bunch is a bit dinghy.

One ringy-dinghy. Two ringy-dinghy. Have I reached the waters in which I have sunken?

Didn’t Chuck Berry sing a song about tampering with his Dinghy-ling?

There was a time when Life on the Mississippi would never have countenanced this sort of lameness.

Something’s Afoot! … but “I’ve got a teeny little dingy” …

What a bunch of dinghy-lings‼️‼️☺️

I hate it when someone tampers with my rampant dinghy.

I see the dingy republican house tampering with the USA.

How to start a revolution 101 …

… divide and befuddle …!

( may as well start with the dinghies )

Dinghies come and Dinghies goes.

Dinghy this Dinghy that, even the cat.

What’s the score?

Dinghies 1

Dinghy Conspiracy -1

Michael row your Dinghy ashore.

My Dinghy lies over the ocean.My Dinghy lies over the sea.

Bring back my Dinghy to me…

Row Row Row your Dinghy…

Meanwhile, the dam dam is undammed. A flood of lamespiration, come heII or high water.

Beginning in 2023, the computer screens in the cafeteria of the Bath Mat Factory will be available for use in online studies at the Froglandia Free Online University. Also, as of January 2023, due to it having been pointed out that FFOU translates to something unpleasant in Lamish, the ancestral tongue of Froglandia, the Froglandia Free Online University will now be known has the Froglandia Online Free University, or FOFU, which we are certain cannot be taken to be anything offensive.

Also, lunch will be extended to a full hour for persons using their lunch time for work related studies.

Go Pickles!

Dinky dinghy tampering, I’d say.

So much denial (not da Nile)! Where’s there’s smoke )or salty seas), there’s likely to be fire, especially if those dinghies are tampering with the backgrounded boat….