Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 13, 2023

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Gary’s biggest pain is sitting next to him.

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Only if you’re a stake holder.

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Only pain here is the heartburn from Gary’s cooking!!!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    “I’d rather have a pork chop. … oh, you said stake not steak.” ~ Emily Litella

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    dbwindhorst  almost 2 years ago

    Leo should try homeopathy. Just stab Gary with a toothpick.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Gary needs to bolt his coffin shut from the inside, from now on…

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Words to live by, specific or not….

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of the proverb “The henchman is not greater than his master especially when you know his weakness for bagels and cream cheese.”

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    A few turns on the rack should fix you right up, Gary. I’m sure Leopold will oblige.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Leopold is a real “down to earth” kind of guy, Gary. —As in, he’ll stake you right down to your native earth at the bottom of your sleeping-coffin….

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