Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 12, 2023

Chevrolet, er, chivalry is dead.

Digital strikes again.

Howabout I be chivalrous and drive you home?

How come you never wanna fool around anymore?

I may not open car doors for my passengers anymore, but I still get the door at Walmart.

I’ve read stories where guys open doors for women and then get lambasted for doing it.

Is this still a thing?

If he pushes it twice, doesn’t that just lock it again?

Well, the door you unlocked for her was for the back seat, so perhaps the wrong message.

Unlocked is not the same thing as open, you dunderhead.

Hey you got a broken arm.

Women got their wish.. equality. Be careful what you wish for…

I recently learned that pushing the Unlock button twice on the fob will open all the windows, including the moonroof! 2019 Honda. I don’t think there’s any way to disable that handy “feature.”

Unlocking and opening are NOT the same thing.