Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 05, 2023

She got you this time.

You’d better believe it, Mittens.

#isthattheholestory?

She definitely got the upper hand.

#AsktheNASAforablackholeresearch

Yup! “A Day in the Life” of the Mittens

I read the texts today, oh boy

A thought of holes in yesterday’s donut

And ’cause the hole was rather small

It wasn’t seen at all

Now they know how many holes it takes for us to have a ball…

Poor, put-upon Mitty. No donuts.

Yes you were! File a complaint with the Humane Society

Bamboozle would be a good name for a cat.

I’m a bit surprised the last text wasn’t

DONUT toy with my emotions!

For a cat, that’s the most healthful part of a donut, if not the only.

Had a sugared bagel and gave Mittens a “line” instead of sharing? For shame.