And what does that mean that Gil “wouldn’t have done a commercial in a million years”, yet there he is doing a commercial? English is my first language, so I’m not sure what I am missing.
Tomorrow: Big HH Luke Martinez hits the airwaves pimping new high end rides for a local dealership using the tag line, “Thorp’s my b*tch, buy one here and make him yours too!”
Hank now wears a black leather jacket as he skis, vaulting to new perceived heights. You can’t diss the main character. Only WE can diss the main character.
“Gilpa”? Oh, dear lord. It’s as if the author has read every Gil Thorp comment section for the last ten years, and learned every conceivable wrong lesson. He’s trolling his own creation for his own amusement. Swell.
Literally every day this comic enters deeper into Bizarro world. His wife is off in Arizona – not sure who is caring for her Mom now. There is zero payoff on most story lines. And the entire strip uses high school sports – the volleyball team just disappeared not mention where is the girls basketball team
Milford must be in the twilight zone who hires the high school coach to do a commercial.Maybe this is the authors plan to explain how the wife can go to scottsdale for private golf lessons .
I think Henry having Gil refer to himself as Gilpa is actually an homage to the Go Comics commenters, just like Luke’s son being named Pedro. Thanks, Henry. Oh, and be sure to label the next can of Hoo as HooDad!
Unfortunately, Gil neglects to closely read his contract and instead of earning some money for Milford Athletics, he is compensated with a 1974 Ford Pinto. And speaking of things that are explosive, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready for your perusal.
Klubble over 1 year ago
The quick brown Fox duped over the lazy Gil.
Klubble over 1 year ago
P3: A face like that is meant for radio.
Klubble over 1 year ago
A high school coach doing endorsements? Okayyyyyyy…
Klubble over 1 year ago
And what does that mean that Gil “wouldn’t have done a commercial in a million years”, yet there he is doing a commercial? English is my first language, so I’m not sure what I am missing.
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 1 year ago
Joe Exotic?
Jusbcuz over 1 year ago
You’ve got to be kidding. This has become the pro wrestling of comic strips.
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Gilpa – YES!
Gil-doh! over 1 year ago
Tomorrow: Big HH Luke Martinez hits the airwaves pimping new high end rides for a local dealership using the tag line, “Thorp’s my b*tch, buy one here and make him yours too!”
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Foxy? That’s like calling Butterbean “ slim”
bearwku82 over 1 year ago
Hank now wears a black leather jacket as he skis, vaulting to new perceived heights. You can’t diss the main character. Only WE can diss the main character.
Rob McLean over 1 year ago
“Gilpa”? Oh, dear lord. It’s as if the author has read every Gil Thorp comment section for the last ten years, and learned every conceivable wrong lesson. He’s trolling his own creation for his own amusement. Swell.
That kid with Marfan over 1 year ago
But what about the lesbian threesome? When do we get the lesbian threesome?
dadjo over 1 year ago
Another disjointed sub-plot? Oh Hank, please go off somewhere and finish your comic book novel.
John543 over 1 year ago
Are we going to have a story line that continues on for more than one day before jumping to the next? No? Too much to ask?
Tio Kev over 1 year ago
Instead of Fox Used Cars, should it be Tiger King Used Cars?
Irish53 over 1 year ago
Foxy sure looks sleazy, but the way things are in this strip lately, we won’t see him anymore after today.
chiphilton over 1 year ago
At least Foxy admits they’re used cars, not “pre-owned.”
artegal over 1 year ago
I thought Joe Exotic was still in prison.
MailbuEd over 1 year ago
Wow. Another one day story arc. How/why is this relevant to anything?
Charks over 1 year ago
This emcee looks like the ringmaster in a dark side circus.
rpaul33 over 1 year ago
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more stupid, Hank says “hold my White Claw!”
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
Mullet, Foo, Big Collar shirt, Leisure Suit…we specialize in ’70’s Muscle cars!
MailbuEd over 1 year ago
Jack Berrill isn’t just rolling over in his grave. He’s spinning at mach 3.
James St. John Smythe over 1 year ago
Okay, I got beat to the Joe Exotic reference. It looks like Michael P.S. Hayes is now selling cars.
chriskbrown over 1 year ago
Literally every day this comic enters deeper into Bizarro world. His wife is off in Arizona – not sure who is caring for her Mom now. There is zero payoff on most story lines. And the entire strip uses high school sports – the volleyball team just disappeared not mention where is the girls basketball team
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 1 year ago
Not sure if many of you saw earlier strips but the sports program is in need of $. Those “transfer students” aren’t going to pay for themselves!
lemonbaskt over 1 year ago
Milford must be in the twilight zone who hires the high school coach to do a commercial.Maybe this is the authors plan to explain how the wife can go to scottsdale for private golf lessons .
hifirick1953 over 1 year ago
Are we to believe Gil is doing this commercial for the basketball program or is he anticipating alimony and child support payments??
Irish53 over 1 year ago
P 3 (Gil trying to read teleprompter): “…Tell…Fff-fff-foxy…Th-th-that…Gil…Puh-pa…s-s-sent…yuh-yuh-you…”
oldsmkysyvr over 1 year ago
Tobi/Tobias?Tabitha will show up tomorrow looking to buy a TRANS-Am.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 1 year ago
So, did Mimi serve Gil the papers before she left for Scottsdale? Is Gil now living in one of Foxy’s used cars?
Twainrdr over 1 year ago
No, Gil, Sam Cook says: “You send me.”
HooDaD over 1 year ago
I think Henry having Gil refer to himself as Gilpa is actually an homage to the Go Comics commenters, just like Luke’s son being named Pedro. Thanks, Henry. Oh, and be sure to label the next can of Hoo as HooDad!
Mopman over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Gil neglects to closely read his contract and instead of earning some money for Milford Athletics, he is compensated with a 1974 Ford Pinto. And speaking of things that are explosive, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready for your perusal.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/