In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 12, 2023

Nice try fish. But fail.

In a of number of years from now, fish that can pole vault will be the predominant ones found here.

Location, location, location! ☺️

Birthing a new saying…”Off the pole and into the mouth”.

In some places the fish are getting lazy – they have a fish elevator!

This reminds me of a Despair calendar I once had. You can see it here: https://despair.com/products/ambition?variant=2457295747

Click the small picture below the main graphic to expand the calendar item.

Hey the one on the top comes with his own shish-kabob stick!

Definitely a survivor…..

Watch it bears, I don’t think those salmon are ripe.

Do innovative salmon taste better?…

He even came with his own fishing pole.

I’ve never thought about providing the salmon with a pole to vault over the bears at Katmai; mostly, I just want them to leave some salmon for the rest of us.