Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 15, 2023

You don’t want to parrot a bad idea

How about a lifetime supply of crackers?

I thought Iago was smarter than that

That’s all Polly has ever wanted.

Polly’s gone crackers.

Polly should have wished for infinite crackers.

How did Polly do the rubbing?

That Djin is likely a right handed pro tennis player when I look at his right and left arm?

Poor Polly is thinking “I wish for the strength of an eagle, the speed of a falcon, and a harem full of lady parrots; darn I should have learned more words”.

I wish I has some water…..oooops that was the third wish‼️

And ix-nay on wishing for more wishes.

My parakeet had a one-night affair with Yaffle. You might be their kid.

Hey, your wish is my command…..

I have a really great joke about this. Unfortunately if I tell it I’ll get blocked.

Polly would rather have some physical gratification. Different Polly That I remember,Third period Algebra..

How about a pirate’s shoulder?