Adult Children by Stephen Beals for January 13, 2023

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    Doctor Toon  almost 2 years ago

    I’m on vacation this week and our whole store 8s being reset because Colorado allows grocery stores to carry wine now

    When I go back tomorrow night, I won’t know where the olives are

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    Geeky Meerkat  almost 2 years ago

    Customer: Where are the olives?Me: Did you want black or green?Customer: Black olives.Me: Oh those are right next to the green olives.

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    you deserve it Berle shrug

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    One local market has sheets at the ends of aisles that are a list of items and which aisles they are on. Extremely helpful. Some things, to me, are illogical. Like I got to the big box DIY stores and they have lamps in one spot, bulbs in another area and electrical in still another area. Why can’t they put them all in one spot!!

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    Purple People Eater  almost 2 years ago

    A slightly more likely (although not as humorous) scenario:

    Customer: Where are the olives?

    Berle: I just got out of prison.

    Customer: Bye.

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    ladykat  almost 2 years ago

    They shifted everything around in my grocery store and not only do I not know where the olives are, I can’t find the cat food and treats!

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like prison had almost no effect on him.

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    crazeekatlady  almost 2 years ago

    Look next to the pickled beets.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Find the pickles….they should nearby.

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