Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 23, 2023

Is Seagull far enough under the desk to be out of wheels’ way?

Instead of messing with a bulky parachute, I simply carry around an easily-folded balloon. No, I don’t have that much hot air; I simply blow into it in a high-pitched voice, and the air assumes it’s helium and buoys me up.

Given the way my life goes, I’ve taken to carrying around a drag chute.

does Spud even have the allowance for a parachute? then again, what about his unmentioned, unseen parents having the bank account funds for such?

Gonna stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, jump right out and count to four. My main don’t open I use my reserve, my reserve don’t open I lose my nerve.

Darn right, I got mine, it’s pink!

Rick Jones: Don’t look so shocked. I always carry a miniature parachute with me in case I have to jump from an exploding Skrull saucer.

Bruce Banner: That’s… that’s ridiculous.

Rick Jones: Why? I needed to, didn’t I?

— The Incredible Hulk (Volume 1) #375

I hope he’s got some cash, they’re not cheap.

The pier isn’t high enough for a parachute to deploy.

What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open? He took it back for a refund.

That’s it, Spud – you’re grounded!

Specially designed parachute for lawyers are designed to open impact.

Wallace will borrow the parachute for jumping off the roof of his house.

Irrefutable logic Spud. Especially for that day when the bus driver gives in and lets Wallace drive the school bus.

Safety yellow chute instead of a backpack. The kids at school were wondering why Spud carrys his books under his arm. A stylish sling bag for his emergency protein snack bars and sun block (in January).

Tried that argument to purchase a Zodiac.. settled on an inflatable kisbee ring.

Okay, I guess I can’t argue with that logic…

They’ve been issuing them to Illinois taxpayers for years.

Spud is clearly my soul mate. I have fire extinguishers in every room in my house, one in each car one in my tractor, and one in my horse trailer. I also have cables, a first aid kit, a tire inflater and a heavy duty jump starter plus an emergency kit for the horses and one for the truck. My daddy said that if you are properly prepared for an emergency, you are less likely to have an emergency.

That is a very dangerous place to nap, Seagull!

What a chill seagull.

Maybe order two, considering Wallace’s epic stunts.

I’d love a peek into Spud’s mind — for about five seconds.

Remember when he took his bowling ball on their hikes? And needed it one day?

Hum… there’s a logical behind this.

Indeed. It is better to have one and not need it than to not have one and need it.

You can get a pilot’s license at 16 you have 8 years or so Spud

Spud is the XXI century’s incarnation of Wiley E. Coyote.