Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 11, 2023

Fowl toggling for mother duckers and colour blind tilers.

Just ducking around.

Duck can’t re-set it, even, as part of his wing is missing, so he can’t well reach it!!

Where’s “go duck yourself”?

…I googled funny lightswitch covers…

…and then…

…duck lights…

…some of these I can not unsee…

…is there nothing that Frog Applause can not do?…

…I mean, besides fake the Mars landing?…

We need something to do, ask a duck.

Dontchoo gimme none o’ yer YOO-phemisms, pardner.

A case of duck and cover.

this comic quacks me up

Clap on clap off

Beak on beak off

Flap on flip off

Quack on. Quack off

Even the switch plate was assembled from tiles. The electrician’s assistants must hate working with that kind.

throw it sideways, duck out!

That’s a switch.

How about: This will quack you up when you’re down …?

Heads up? No, Duck!

How do we know that’s not a goose pretending to be a duck?

Clap! Clap! I applaud today’s Froggle Plause, ‘cause an obvious reference to an unappealing commercial for a dubious product is not nearly so lame as some of the quite ducky remarks scattered willy-nilly above [or even here: I do not exclude myself from this Duck-Duck-Goony Lameness Race]. Jus so long as it’s not close to a dose….

Ducks can waddle, shake their feathers, and fly in formation, but can’t get by an outlet switch.

…if you turn a duck on it will brighten your day…

…except for that Howard the duck…

…he’ll just hump your leg…