Close to Home by John McPherson for January 28, 2023

Does she carry a power source with her at all times?

What are you in for Bleeb ?

So compassionate.

Is that DVR a collection of some of the merchandise he stole?

It’s so nice to see that you’ve been missed.

Nice black lipstick!

That’s a bleeping Tom.

Why record it? You just might be living it.

Oy! That should make him feel useful….

Bleeb can hitch a ride when she leaves! No one will ever know!

See what you are missing, honey.

“Heh-heh! You’re really just kiddin’ me, right? There’s like a file or sump’n in the VCR, right?”

Maybe it was a family feud gone too far that landed him in jail.

Isn’t that the dVR that you stole that got you in here in the first place?

Bleeb’s doin’ time!!! But where’s his prison jumpsuit?

Not without a TV and a remote control

I don’t think they even sell VCRs anymore.

So much for the conjugal visit.

Hmm wonder how she got the DVR?

Seems like you’d bring in the remote.

This couldn’t happen at the jail I used to work at. All visitation is via video.