Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 23, 2023

The SPCA is on its way with a warrant right now.

Well, he should be flat-tered by the attention!!

That reminds me of the end of the movie “A Fish Called Wanda”.

Wouldn’t that require a quite slow animal or one that’s already killed or wounded?

And it saves on the ironing!

The Taxidermist’s bill is enormous. It must be a challenge, and worth a feature in The Taxidermy Times. Winter edition.

“Particular” skill set? I think he means “peculiar.”

Good one Mate! That joke was “Smashing”!

Where would you hunt with a steamroller?

This art show must be at the SPLATT Museum of Original Arts!

it’s actually quite easy if you are only hunting roadkill.

Pretty much only sloths and turtles, right?

Doris Day did an ad for a steamroller back in the 50s.

It’s the sneaking-up-behind thing that the hardest part.

This cartoon left me feeling flat.

And makes them a lot easier to mount.

That is what they serve at the Flat Earth Society luncheon.

there, he just came flat out and said it…