Strange Brew by John Deering for January 16, 2023

You think this is bad? You should hear her thoughts on her son’s choice of girlfriends.

What could possibly go wrong?

Now cut that out!

Scissors is sharp—a cut above the other candidates.

How stupid would a politician be to run with scissors? Oh. Wait. Never mind.

I would LOVE to see more politicians run with scissors!

It is eventually to be exposed as “pinko” shears.

You need a running mate who’s good at delivering cutting remarks.

Shear madness!

Beats the other guy who was dumb as a rock. Scissors is a cutting edge candidate.

Better than a catheter.

s t r e t c h :)

Don’t get caught….snip snip

Rock.

Is he running against a Ficus tree?

Comes in handy for a ribbon ceremony.

What a cutting-edge pick!

At least he won’t have to worry about cutting through all the Red tape.

mom’s right. how can you trust his judgment if he runs with scissors…?

Mrs. Foley doesn’t care for him because he’s snippy.