Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 26, 2023

The best she can smile doesn’t look like a smile.

wasn’t there a pre-Internet meme that shows the emotions of one certain character (a cat, Darth Vader, whoever) and the emotions’ facial expressions all look the same? Happy: frown. Sad: frown. Angry: frown. Scared: frown. Shy: frown. Confused: frown. Etc., etc., etc.

The change must be so small, you’d need one of those huge electron microscopes to see the change.

5.5/10 Honestly, I would give it a six, but Peirce trying to be cool by making someone say, “low-key” just put a stain.

Nice smile, Kim!

Strip rating: 6/10 Kim really thinks that her face is changing.

I don’t know how Nate resists her.

Brace yourself for the inevitable hug, Nate.

Low Key?, more like no key!

Nate has to try and tell Kim that he loves her and wants to be with her forever. She will probably smile, before starting to hug him with all her strength.

She is emotionless like professor Snape! (Anyone agree?)

….hers only comes in one flavor, Nate: Horizontal.

Better, but I know that you have a bigger one in you……

I don’t know if I want to see Kim smile. It would look out of place, like a duck on roller skates.

Just DON’T try telling her how pretty she looks.

Ha! Good one!

i like frogs

I guess Kim doesnt know how to make different facial expressions or whatever.

5/10

oof Im back