Half Full by Maria Scrivan for January 24, 2023

I think I can do that. Who do I have to sniff?

Sniffing … ? Maybe the president could do this job.

I am pretty sure that the job also entails pooping on my lawn.

Hey! Look at that. He’s got a urinal right in his office…

There’s a few other things: Barking at nothing, chewing up things, peeing and pooping, farting.

Looks like a sloth to me

Big puppy-dog eyes… bonus.