Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 19, 2023

Yeah, football and archery don’t mix.

Chinese Spy Balloons. If the military won’t shoot em down… Lio will!

Dam* good shot. You got an Olympic class archer there, Dad.

You got a kid that can shoot down a football with a bow you take him to archery competitions.

Love the snake.

Also arrows do not cost $500’000 like the missiles do to pop those balloons

Oh well……

Not the Super Bowl. But Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.

I saw a Fluxus video in which a man threw a hammer, Olympian-style, and a rifleman shot it to pieces. They had not coordinated this, so as the shooter ran to pick up the pieces, they got in an argument.

I know Lio likes to shoot down Dad’s ideas, but really, so literal?

and now they are watching GHOSTS

I guess Dad is Philadelphia and his efforts met a stone arrowhead. Football season is over. What? XFL? USFL? Like I said, football season is over.

Oh, no—the football’s been FOONKED! Medic!!

So, he fights the TV to read, but fights athletics to watch TV?

Too obvious, kid…you want to deflate a football, take a lesson from Tom Brady.