Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 08, 2023

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    Gil looks like Norm MacDonald in P3.

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    Who’s going to tell Tays that he’s getting paid half of what Kaz made?

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    Why does Tays get a white shirt instead of red?!?

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    So does Tays report to Head Assistant Coach Cami? Quite the hierarchy for a 3 person group. Is this to provide Gil more time to teach quantum theory or to mop the floors?

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    Klubble  almost 2 years ago

    Please remind me, why is Tays overqualified? Lots of years in the NBA?

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    Charks  almost 2 years ago

    “Who’s ready to dominate?” Next thread — S&M?

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    Jusbcuz  almost 2 years ago

    Back in late November, Henry had Tays as the big deal Milford football player in 1987 tackled by Luke Martinez in the next-to-last play of the state championship game, which turned Martinez into a nutball. Maybe Luke will tackle Tays again on the basketball court. when Milford plays Valley Tech.

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    jayesquire  almost 2 years ago

    “head assistant coach” ? What does that make him ? Assistant assistant coach ?

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    Tays what?

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    Gil-doh!  almost 2 years ago

    P1 Cami, like the ants, appears ready to swarm all over and have her a big, heaping helping of ET for herself.

    P2 Cami flirts while at the same time asserting what the hierarchy is, reminding Emmett who is (or will be) on top.

    P3 After a moment of awkward silence, the “Fellas” break down in side-splitting laughter knowing “Coach” Thorp doesn’t know jacksh*t about dominating anything, having just looked at Mimi’s MILFs of Milford page and saw the pictures of her spanking Gil as she was telling him she was going to Scottsdale.

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    bearwku82  almost 2 years ago

    P3- Mimi’s and Mrs. Lark’s favorite question.

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    jslabotnik  almost 2 years ago

    No way!

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    James St. John Smythe  almost 2 years ago

    With three coaches, at least one of them has to show up at games- right?

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    artegal  almost 2 years ago

    Who the heck is this guy, and why is everyone so in awe of him?

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    Irish53  almost 2 years ago

    P 2.5 (Tays): “….I’m looking forward to coaching basketball with you too!…”

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    chiphilton  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t Tays me, bro!

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    dadjo  almost 2 years ago

    P1: Cami Ochoa welcomes E.T. by puffing up her chest and rubbing it against him.

    P2: Cami reminds E.T. of the correct terminology for addressing each other.

    P3: Get ready for Fifty Shades of Milford.

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    hifirick1953  almost 2 years ago

    So, they bring this guy in on the day of a game?

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    P-1: From Oliver: Consider yourself, Hanks Tool!

    P-2: At the mention of her title, Cami lets it be known it should be reciprocal.

    P-3: The slow ball is hit. It’s a looong flyyy baaal to deeep, deeep….

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    Rob McLean  almost 2 years ago

    Well, it’s now been almost two weeks since we’ve seen actual basketball game action — in the middle of basketball season, in which Milford has played (checks notes) three games by the second week of February. At this rate, basketball season won’t end until the school year does…which is fine, because it’s doubtful the author knows anything about baseball or softball, either.

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    lemonbaskt  almost 2 years ago

    welcome emmett tays who may or may not ever appear again

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    Mr Reality  almost 2 years ago

    Next game when that is ,Gil asks the refs in all reality to throw him and Cami out of the game . As Gil leaves the court he says Takem home Tazzer .

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    MailbuEd  almost 2 years ago

    “Looking forward to working with you Head Assistant Coach Tami” A cumbersome sentence, for one, and, two, can you be a ‘Head Assistant Coach’? You can be an ‘Assistant Head Coach’. Then again, as Brent Musburger once famously said on the air… “Every assistant is always on the lookout for a head job somewhere.”

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    metals24  almost 2 years ago

    P2- Shouldn’t Cami be the “Assistant Head Coach”?

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    tdrewhardin  almost 2 years ago

    Tays????You can call me Emmett.You can call me Emmett Tays.You can call me Assistant Head Assistant Coach TaysYou can call me Assistant Sanitation Engineer Reporting to Dr. Pearl When She’s Not Moonlighting As a Bartender At Milford Lounge Assistant Head Assistant Coach Emmett Tays.But ya doesn’t got ta call me Tays.

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    kjnrun  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not a long time Thorp reader. Am I supposed to know who Emmett Tays is? Or just assume he is some former basketball great within the strip’s universe?

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    It’s 3:04 PM. Do you know where your MOP is? This has been a PSA. Had it been an actual emergency, you would have been advised to turn to your local CONORAD station for further instructions.

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    Twainrdr  almost 2 years ago

    P-4: After hearing Gil’s insensitive comment about White man’s domination, the Amerind, the Black kid, the Arab, the Asian, and the Latino quit the team.

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    Mopman  almost 2 years ago

    Wow, I don’t often toot my own horn, but that floor shine is some of my best work ever! And speaking of my best work, today is not my best Mopped Up Thorp work, but it’s not bad.

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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