I don’t know as much about basketball as you sportswriters (channeling Bobby Knight), but not jumping only seems to make sense if he was jumping while doing free throws.
“He may be overqualified, but he won’t give you idiotic advice like ’don’t take jump shots’ because he’s actually watched at least one basketball game in his lifetime. So there’s that.”
“Every time I leave, they pull me back in.” Welcome to Mudlark basketball and all the oddities that go with it Jaquan “The Don” Case. This means HVB is around meddling like Mary Worth and taking up valuable panel space. BAHAWHAWWW!!!
I like the “Our next guest…” approach some of our writers posted today. It reminds me of the time Jay Leno was on(I’m thinking) Letterman before he had hit his own stride. Leno talked about this local podunk morning show he was a guest for and the podunk host intro’s Leno by announcing “Our next guest is a man who claims he was on The Tonight Show.”Leno ended this travesty with “Like I was making it up!!!!!”
“My next assistant claims he played for a state championship. Fellas, give it up for Bobby Plump.”
Waiting for the strip from the next game, when Leo doesn’t jump to shoot and the ball has to be surgically extracted after having been jammed down his throat.
No, no, unfortunately the new coach is not me. If it were, the kids wouldn’t be so shocked. I mean, it’s too bad, because who could possibly be better? And speaking of better, you better go over to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.
Charks almost 2 years ago
P2: “Let’s meet our next guest.” P3a: “Way”. P4: Steve Luhm or Tom Brady or ? Posters?
Gil-doh! almost 2 years ago
P1 “Sure coach, right after you try peeing standing up.”
P2 SREAKIN’ FWEET!
P3 Max(imum) Bacon? Greggg Hammm? Jaquan Bolden?
huskiecoach almost 2 years ago
P1 – Coach has never heard of a Jump Shot?!
jslabotnik almost 2 years ago
I don’t know as much about basketball as you sportswriters (channeling Bobby Knight), but not jumping only seems to make sense if he was jumping while doing free throws.
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
My guess is that HVB’s husband gave up his dream of Nerf football
John543 almost 2 years ago
“He may be overqualified, but he won’t give you idiotic advice like ’don’t take jump shots’ because he’s actually watched at least one basketball game in his lifetime. So there’s that.”
bearwku82 almost 2 years ago
“Every time I leave, they pull me back in.” Welcome to Mudlark basketball and all the oddities that go with it Jaquan “The Don” Case. This means HVB is around meddling like Mary Worth and taking up valuable panel space. BAHAWHAWWW!!!
dadjo almost 2 years ago
“interim assistant coach”? Is that anything like an Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man?
Ichabod Ferguson almost 2 years ago
“Now try jumping without shooting. …Terrific.”
MailbuEd almost 2 years ago
Well, if he’s overqualified, I’m guessing it’s not HB.
James St. John Smythe almost 2 years ago
Maybe it’s “Interim Assistant to the Coach”, much like Dwight K. Schrute was always corrected.
artegal almost 2 years ago
Shooting without jumping? Didn’t the set shot go out with the era of narrow lanes, no shot clock, and butt-hugging shorts?
chiphilton almost 2 years ago
Must be Luke Martinez.
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
You get what you pay for.
lemonbaskt almost 2 years ago
could it be marty moon jr or myhat mycoat
tcayer almost 2 years ago
Is it going to be his nemesis?
hifirick1953 almost 2 years ago
Mimi???
tdrewhardin almost 2 years ago
I like the “Our next guest…” approach some of our writers posted today. It reminds me of the time Jay Leno was on(I’m thinking) Letterman before he had hit his own stride. Leno talked about this local podunk morning show he was a guest for and the podunk host intro’s Leno by announcing “Our next guest is a man who claims he was on The Tonight Show.”Leno ended this travesty with “Like I was making it up!!!!!”
“My next assistant claims he played for a state championship. Fellas, give it up for Bobby Plump.”
metals24 almost 2 years ago
So Dr Pearl is mopping floors while Gil hires another assistant coach?
bhricik almost 2 years ago
Joe Blow the ragman.
Irish53 almost 2 years ago
P 4:“…it’s Vic Doucette!…”
crettawva almost 2 years ago
My guess is Jaquan Case the NBA player, who married Hadley V. Baxendale who became a lawyer.
bhricik almost 2 years ago
Joe Blow the ragman!
Twainrdr almost 2 years ago
P1.5: Try Passing the Ball and bouncing it,too!
P-2.5: Sgt. Pepper!
P-3.5: Like Luke, in his Wrestling Uni embarrassment, last week, the kids lose it, when the new AIC shows up in 60’s Gym Shorts & US Keds.
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham almost 2 years ago
With “over qualified” that leaves out Moon, so probably “the Don!” though it would be fun if it were Bobby Howry and he had amphetamines for everyone!
Jusbcuz almost 2 years ago
Waiting for the strip from the next game, when Leo doesn’t jump to shoot and the ball has to be surgically extracted after having been jammed down his throat.
Mopman almost 2 years ago
No, no, unfortunately the new coach is not me. If it were, the kids wouldn’t be so shocked. I mean, it’s too bad, because who could possibly be better? And speaking of better, you better go over to Mopped Up Thorp right about now.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/
henryjbarajas almost 2 years ago
It’s Coach Berry Vandusky.