Strange Brew by John Deering for January 22, 2023

No, let’s focus on Batman smells.

He’s bluer than Robins eggs

Even Batman should know better than to park his car in rough neighborhoods.

Isn’t Alfred responsible for the car’s maintenance? Batman needs to have words with him.

The Batimmobile.

For those confused:

♫Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Ronin laid an egg. ♪ The batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away. ♫

Gasp‼️

Good joke… about four weeks late.

Good luck with AAA. Gotham’s criminals have an hour or two to run wild.

And a fresh pair of Bat Shorts. (Because the blowout was a surprisingly loud.)

Attention associate Management Trainee – Cleanup on 5th Street and Oak Lane.

I treasure AAA!! A member since 1981, I have used it 3 times in the last 30 days. One was my first free tow. The others were for replacement batteries – in my driveway ;-) For the 3rd time my sister left something drawing power on my 23-year old Camry, all day and overnight, to completely KILL the battery. The other battery was to replace the one that failed after my late brother’s car sat in his garage since he passed in May of last year. That was the tow – to bring the car to my house. It’s a lovely 2021 Subaru Crosstrek Limited! The “cockpit” controls are daunting, but the leather seat stitching makes me swoon.

So the Joker escaped because the Batmobile lost its wheel because Batman got overwhelmed by Robin’s fart? And this has to do with Christmas how?

Looks like his radiator is leaking too…

What’s that smell, and where did this egg come from?