Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 25, 2023

“Artists in residence.”

roofers come next week – do you have enough kibble?

They’re just taking the before pictures.

They should have specified.

He thinks there may have been a misunderstanding.

He wanted them to paint the front of the house first.

This made me chuckle, Bill. Thanks!

The gutter guys you hired are out front by the mailbox.

Never trust a guy under a beret.

This won’t end well, believe hue me.

they took it to the canvas… I think that’s what those are anyways. :}

I have just two things to say: “Step out of the frame!”.

They’re supposed to paint the front.

This fills up my laughter pallette for the day.

If you think the price is high now, wait until they offer with a frame…

“We already painted your Porsche.”

Doris, did you read the contract? A bad stroke of luck and a brush with disaster‼️

Should have checked the reviews.

Now he’s modeling for them.

Says the guy in the open doorway wearing only his underwear. At least put on some bright colored Crocs.

Akin to Amelia Bedelia.

He should check to see if they have their artistic license!

You know, the painters from Laguna Beach…

My goodness the trouble I’ve gotten into just using the wrong word or by leaving out the right word. As Calvin would say, “I need a rewind button.”