Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 03, 2023

There’s gotta be a loophole somewhere.

So much for having a backbone

The undersigned “acknowledges” that the abovementioned will be as stated in said document. But does he expressly agree to expressly adhere to said conditions under all circumstances and happenstances that may occur at said period of time or will his singular and independent consumption of human food be considered a breach of said conditions. Moreover, in the case of contravention or transgression of the given conditions as enumerated, what will be the consequences, ramifications or penalties that may be imposed upon the undersigned? In conjunction to the above queries, who will co-sign this document as the representative of the other part and what rights or duties will be expected from them for said contract to be fulfilled or valid?

{I have got more – but I will desist!}

I think I’d rely more on tasty food and less on contract law, but that’s just me.

Any time constraints on that contract?

That dog wouldn’t hunt in a normal relationship.

Oreos are vegan :D

Very bored with the vegan littany. Get back to being funny.

To paraphrase Penny on “The Big Bang Theory”:

Penny: Sheldon (Betty), did you draw up the contract?

Sheldon (Betty): You bet I did.

Penny [to Amy (Bub)]: Ooh, you’re going to make out so hard, tonight.

How about a Novegieber?

Once she’s as thin and green as a blade of grass, a cow will eat her.

What about Veganebruary?

Looks like she lost the weight in her bust line, and not her nose.

How is it that Betty has become the boss? This female is pretty tired of her bullying her husband. Although he allows it so I guess I should butt out.

I learned that when you need to change your diet for health reasons, if you’re open minded, your tastebuds will adapt. It should be your choice. Bud knows the contract is not binding and all he has to remember is to keep his other meals to his self.

If Veganuary was so successful, why not have Veguary this month?

I’m not giving up entirely on meat protein (especially seafood) but i am increasing my veggie intake.

I hope he had the sense to insert “by Betty” (i.e., “only vegan foods will be consumed by Betty”) before signing such a reprehensible document.

Nitpick alert: Her answer doesn’t really work, grammatically. When somebody asks “How likely is it?” you can’t say “Pretty good.” Now, if somebody asks “How good are the chances?” then that’s different.

He didn’t say who would do the consuming. Good loophole

Betty inflicts herself on her family. I’m so deeply thankful that my wife is nothing like her.

Beer is vegan….and whiskey.

Bub should now get to designate February as smoked meat month.