Monty by Jim Meddick for January 30, 2023

We had a can of soup last night that was five years past the “best by” date. It was fine.

It has indeed happened before Pilsner, but you were there! how could you forget such a fiasco?!

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2007/06/01

I love the last two panels, where Pilsner is clinging to Moondog’s back. :D. My parrots do that too, whenever I’m trying to do a chore that they find interesting, or scary (in their eyes, at least). LOL

Call Sigourney Weaver & tell her to bring the flame thrower.

Is this the beginning of when the yogurt takes over? (Great love, death and robots episode).

Funny thing about refrigerators. My wife left a note on the refrigerator last night that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the door and it’s working fine!

Then there is Himalayan salt, which is millions of years old, but still has an expectation date just a couple of years out.

Don’t feel bad about the soup. I just realized my birth certificate has an expiration date as well.

That reminds me of the refrigerator in “Dinosaurs”. One time the creatures in it took over the house.

“The Thing From Another Whirled Peas Container”

“The Creature From the Black Pudding”

“Eight-Legged Leeks”

“The Blob of Unidentified Green Stuff”

“It Came From Beneath the Seasoning”

“The Beast From 20,000 Microbes”

He needs a pair of wild animal tongs. OXO’s makes ones with silicone handles. Get ‘em at Bed, Bath, & Bonobo’s.

Literally every employee’s breakroom fridge in the country. And every one of them has a sign saying the fridge will be cleaned out next Tuesday but next Tuesday never seems to come.

I threw out two packs of instant hot chocolate mix yesterday. Expired in 2014. Might have still been fine but….

I’m not so surprised by that.

Moondog is so brave!. Cargo shorts and those socks???? :)

I thought Pilsner was referring to the green highlights which I assumed were swaths of algae

Time to bring in a biologist on that.

Chill (so to speak), Pilsner! As long as it’s a Closed Environment, you’re probably safe. Maybe.

Just remember, no midnight snacking!