Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 23, 2023

#soooooneedy

Can his ego get larger without exploding?

The narcissism is strong with this one.

It is indeed very, very good.

Surprised The Mittens didn’t say the answer would have been “It’s AWESOME!”

Every day is “figure out what your cat is asking day”.

Sometimes it is easy and sometimes they are just messing with you.

My cat , being very curious, asks a lot of questions. But I can answer about 90% of them with two responses.

1. I’ll feed you just as soon as I finish [FILL IN THE BLANK]

2. I’m literally putting food in your bowl this second. You can see me doing it.