Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2023

Wonder if their self-reporting, or does the committee have spies, cameras, informants everywhere?

That is impressive to make it to the list, I hear they are very picky in whom they rank.

A picky eater eats balogna? ich Someone should tell him what is in it.

Picky eater ratings?—-Baloney!

Worse than picky, Petey is a processed food eater.

Petey is actually picky about everything.

Of course there’s a website for that

I accidentally discovered I was within spitting distance of breaking the top 1,000 on multi-million player game board for most consecutive wins. I was surprised and uncharacteristically proud to be so high up, since I’m not much of a competitor in anything. So, I posted a boastful screenshot of my position on my fb page that maybe five friends follow. Of course I lost the very next game I played. It was positively biblical: “Pride goeth before a fall…”

The level of surveillance this takes is creepy, ha

Eating the balogna itself would lower his score.

“Supreme Court probes social media immunity”

Clearly, there were irregularities in the selection process.

I worked with a guy who loved to eat. We went to a buffet and he proceeded to devour a plateful of Peel-and-eat shrimp – sans the “peel” part.

The only Global Ranking I have that I know of is the “Top Endorsed Mods of All Time” on the NexusMods Site. Since I started checking it, the best one of my Skyrim Mods has done is 8,461…

I don’t like baloney rind. I’m surprised he ate it.

Elf on the shelf helps compile the list of naughty or nice. I wonder who is helping with the picky eater rankings? Gnome in the home? Mabel under the table? Snitch in the kitchen?

Wait… it’s the RIND that lowered his rating – not the bologna itself? Not too picky if you can eat something that only vaguely resembles actual food!

Try using chop sticks, that’s real picky…

Well girls. Petey is going to be quite the catch, isn’t he?

I’d have thought eating bologna at all would have knocked him down the ranks.

Alice is a little Drama Queen, but she is endearingly supportive of her rather picky-eating big brother. And 17th out of +/- eight billion isn’t all that bad a rating, Petey, My Hero!

What’s gotten into you, Petey?! Swine gut?