Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 26, 2023

Einstein’s theory of relative stupidity. That is, having to spend time with your relatives is stupid.

This sometimes happens waiting in line for tickets to the ‘special-event horizon.’

Chickens being chickens.

Franklin introduced the term “a stitch in time” but it wasn’t until Einstein came along that we found a way to do it.

Patience is a virtue …ha!

Waited in line for almost 4 hours..(first time) to get Ann Rices autograph on three of my books…she was worth the wait and so down to earth! That was the last time I waited for anyone! ☺️Most of the followers were “goth dressed” and spooky looking…lol

New iPhone being sold?

Poultry in slow motion.

I forget what I’m in line for!!!!!!!!!!! :)

God, this comic took forever…

Patience and reasonable expectations are in short supply

At the same time, time is finite and there are usually better choices than waiting in line for trivialities