Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 21, 2023

Hate when that happens

I do my wash when my pants stand up by themselves!!

Just do one shirt at a time, then see which was the sentient one.

Washing won’t kill it.

… and extremely “scent-ient”!

I’m sure they’ll survive…just put a softener in and they’ll be fine.

Mine will never have the chance to become sentient.

Now the dirty laundry can air its dirty laundry.

Don’t forget to separate your speaking and non-speaking items before washing. :)