Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 10, 2023

“Nice comeback, Winston.”

A drunken chicken, with more than one beer can inside him!

Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes straight to the bone.

Shut the cluck up!

Winston Churchill

He doesn’t have to be lookin’ good to be finger-lickin’ good. Mmmmm!

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk!

Winston Churchill: Madam, you are ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober, and you will still be ugly.

Um, they pretty much look the same!

I thought cock-fights were illegal?

Today’s is really funny, I reread and still got a laugh, thanks Doug for a good one…

Savage

You can fix ugly with plastic surgery, you can’t fix stupid.