Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 15, 2023

“Eat quick – the ants usually show up at 7 PM.”

Table for two, it’s on the menu.

Is this furniture fresh?

Just hope no one sat in the chair before you.

A harsh but fair choice

“We have renamed it ‘The Gingerbread House.’”

…and for dessert, we have chairs a la Flambé

I don’t think that’s a good idea.

And, with a little honey-mustard sauce, most of the patrons are edible, too!

The staff looks plump and tasty, too. (I’m just saying)

Chicken, all-you-can-eat.

Not funny. No comment.