Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 13, 2023

“No tongue! No tongue! Not on the first encounter!”

Well, there goes our first real contact!!!

Hippos are primarily herbivorous

Near-sighted hungry hippo plus little green men equals First Contact disaster.

Hippos kill more humans per year than lions or tigers.

Hippos will attack people if provoked.

If you call eating two men communicating…so be it

After seeing several nature films about hippos, you won’t be inside of him long. Wait until he goes for a swim.

He’s seen the Hungry, hungry Hippo game! :)

Hogamus higamus; men are polygamous / Higamus hogamus, women monogamous / I don’t know the preference, of the hippopotamus

When I was little I saw a hippo in a zoo eat a mouse