Timmy is a tofu. A jiggly wiggly piggly little block of soy. Sitting soaking sipping up his beer. As a drunk he has no peer. Of reality he has a fear. Opinion has it he is… a… boy…
Being good at something requires knowing how/when to stop. Being good at driving doesn’t mean going so fast you fly off the road and into a ditch. And being good at drinking doesn’t mean reducing yourself to unconsciousness in the minimum amount of time.
Ida No over 1 year ago
Timmy is a tofu. A jiggly wiggly piggly little block of soy. Sitting soaking sipping up his beer. As a drunk he has no peer. Of reality he has a fear. Opinion has it he is… a… boy…
Imagine over 1 year ago
Except, I have no hands and can’t pick up a glass.
OK, I do have a drinking problem.
Please help me!
figuratively speaking over 1 year ago
Let him live his life, poor little slab of stuff!
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
That’s a rude question tofu ask a “drunken chicken.”
BRBurns1960 over 1 year ago
Deep down Timmy was trapped in a well of abuse and self-doubt, will some pretty lassie save him?
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Just lay me flat on the bar and pour the brew all over me….I’ll soak it up then be on my sloshy way
T... over 1 year ago
Help, I have no idea whatsoever about what this comic is trying to say???…
Ed The Red Premium Member over 1 year ago
Being good at something requires knowing how/when to stop. Being good at driving doesn’t mean going so fast you fly off the road and into a ditch. And being good at drinking doesn’t mean reducing yourself to unconsciousness in the minimum amount of time.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He’s so square, baby he don’t care.