Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 22, 2023

Where would you like me to hit you with the guitar?

“Ha. Just stringing you along.”

I know soooo many musicians like that. I mean, they just call themselves “musicians”, but still.

This takes me back to violin and clarinet practice, when my kids had instruments for the school orchestra ! OY!

My dad made me practice my cornet in the closet but said when he saw me come marching by in a parade it was all worth it.

Now please just go play somewhere else.

From an Ugly Betty episode: Except for your voice, you’re a great singer.

Did it sound like he was beating the guitar to death with a cat?

He was doing Elvis songs… he calls it Chicken a la King.