Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for May 23, 2023

Chip. Chip. Chip. Dip.

Thank god for weekends.

Start the day pessimistic, and be pleasantly surprised when good things happen. It’s a perverse form of optimism that momentarily confuses Fate.

That works very well for me because, by the time reality sets in, I’m so busy that I don’t notice.

I feel the same way.

Likewise!

He’s no spring chicken! By the end of the day, he’ll be fried.

Yeah, I like to start the day feeling delusional too. :)

So pessimistically cynical, can it get any worse, misanthropic perhaps…