Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 11, 2023

No jury will convict her.

What Bliss.

It worked for John Wesley Hardin.

Unfortunately, jail does not have a non-snoring section.

She says that out of love, of course.

There’s a thing no one can ignore

A ground shaking late-night snore

No single one can stand it – no married one as well

Especially if it won’t quit and reaches 100 decibels

In scary dreams I sometimes pound things in my sleep, like the pillows. Therefore I sleep by myself less I strike my wife in my sleep. If, God forbid, I struck her, I would get the living snot knocked out of me…..

Snoring can be the world’s most beautiful music – ask any widow.

Hearing my hubby snore means he’s nearby, and I’m safe.

I wear one earplug, and keep my other ear on the pillow. That way I can lift my head to hear things if necessary, and switch sides so each ear gets a break from the plug…

Or you can be like the cat and find a way to just sleep through it anyway!

But your cellie might also be a snorer.

If there’s snoring in the bedroom and you don’t like it, it can be twice as loud and hard to find another part of the house to avoid it.

Watch for it on Dateline

Separate bedrooms can do wonders for a marriage.

A pillow could be most subtle.

My English Bulldogs used to snore all night, music to my ears. I surely miss them.

Sleep deprivation can be a terrible thing.

…especially when the CPAP machine is going and only getting 4-5 hours.

how romantic…think he’s getting lucky tonight??

No self-respecting cat would sleep that far down the bed and not be touching the humans. At least not in my experience.

The snoring doesn’t seem to be bothering the ruler of the household, at the foot of the bed.

I miss my husband’s snoring.

And the cat won’t say a word.

“I just had a crazy thought. If I killed you the nagging would stop.”

Ya, that solves one problem but causes so many more … unless you can make it look like an accident. hmmmmm … what to do???

A CPAP saved my husband’s life, in more ways than one ;)

Things that occur to you just before your divorce for 200, Alex…

That is crazy. Too many snorers in prison…..

If you killed me your husband would still be snoring, rethink it…

She’s a problem solver, she is.

She is probably reading Soylent Green.