Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 24, 2009

Bless those Ray Gun Proof vests!

Assuming he’s got two - one to wear, one in the wash! xD

Good thing Lio had on his Ray : Gun Proof : Vest under his pullover!

I wonder what Lio did to honk off this guy to the point of wanting to disintegrate him?

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged, judging from the insults.

Wow, it didn’t even singe the sweater. That is an impressive vest.

I have to get me one of those!! ;-)

How did Lio know that the alien was going to zap him ?

Time travel. The bomb that Lio sold them was just a shiny casing full of used pinball machine parts.

Luckely, he was wearing his dis-integration proof vest…….(shades of Duck Dodgers in 24th and 1/2 century)….

Dosen’t everyone put on their ray-gun proof vest in the morning just in case you meet an alien? Don’t you also make sure you put on clean underwear before you go out just in case you’re in an accident?

How much would you be willing to pay for this amazing home convenience?

50 dollars?

75 dollars

100 dollars?

Well don’t answer, because if you order NOW, you get the Popiel Ray-Gun Proof Vest for only $19.95!!!

And we’ll also send you the Popiel Mind-Probe Deflector; keep those pesky aliens OUT of your head.

Lio’s just prepared like a boy scout…. a creepy boy scout.

Just gos to prove that you should always wear SOME kind of protection when leavingte house. Never know when a nasty little alien will try to kill ya’

Did he get to keep the saucer? Might come in handy.

Maybe if Jimmy Carter had one of those, he would have won another term…

lio, can i borrow that ray proof deflector vest, i have to go to my sister in laws next week and i am pretty sure she is an alien

Fortunatly Lio has a supply of “Welcome to ROESWELL,NM” bumperstickers to slap onto any abandoned UFO’S

Where can I get a vampire bunny doll?

dapperdan61, he knows the language. The alien said, “Prepare to die, Earthscum!”

DF, I think Carter would have needed a “Rabbit-Proof” vest, not ray-gun proof, although I do get the pun on Ronnie.

Also available: Probe-proof pants. 8)

Love Lio’s lamp.

If I’d been wearing my tin-foil hat I wouldn’t need to fix the hole, ♫where the rain gets in & stops my mind from wandering.♫

He should have take the ray gun AND the saucer. Always pick up defeated enemies’ weapons.

You can get the most interesting things at The Sharper Image these days, it seems.

Don’t care how much they are, I want one!

want Want WANT !!!

Vest AND matching underoos please… need em’ large though ;)

as to the vampire bunny; I bet there is either a maker willing to accommodate or one already made on Etsy

@Desultourist:

XD Good one!! I bet it WAS Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged! He got all the way to L!