“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶frog.”
“Hmm, maybe there’ll be the sex, just not frog sex.”
she probably tastes like chicken.
Most mammals aren’t all that turned on by amplexus.
Since the church won’t recognize your marriage to a frog, you’ll be free to marry a human as well.
The offer is even less tempting when you realize that the ‘vast realms and armies’ are strictly batrachian.
Oral is still an option….
Seems he has already been licking the frog(s), now he is talking to them
Concubines, my dude.
don’t knock froggy style until you’ve tried it.
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some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the w̶o̶m̶e̶n̶frog.”
Ida No almost 2 years ago
“Hmm, maybe there’ll be the sex, just not frog sex.”
ekw555 almost 2 years ago
she probably tastes like chicken.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Most mammals aren’t all that turned on by amplexus.
LOLBeth almost 2 years ago
Since the church won’t recognize your marriage to a frog, you’ll be free to marry a human as well.
prrdh almost 2 years ago
The offer is even less tempting when you realize that the ‘vast realms and armies’ are strictly batrachian.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Oral is still an option….
Free Radical almost 2 years ago
Seems he has already been licking the frog(s), now he is talking to them
Rauderi almost 2 years ago
Concubines, my dude.
ekw555 almost 2 years ago
don’t knock froggy style until you’ve tried it.