Andertoons by Mark Anderson for March 11, 2023

Bare your soles

What if he refuses to take off his shoes? Would they refuse to let him in?

…..and hotfooting it on in there?

They don’t want good soles in there.

Or is it “ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER”? Lasciate ogre speranza, voi ch’intrate.

OH, and the rest of your clothes. They will just burn up anyway. Remove shoes, they take longer to burn and leave a mess.

remove your shoes and put on some comfy slippers…

Don’t ask him-tell him.

“Would you mind . . . ?”

“Well, it doesn’t cost us anything to be polite.”

The Kremlin?