Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 14, 2023

But you guys … I mean, you don’t … do you? Gross.

Shocking!

I think so….

No, some other dad.

Well, actually it was your brother’s dad.

polite way of saying the milkman.

Rumor has it.

Today, father, is Father’s Day. / And we’re giving you a tie. / You say it was nice of us to bother / But it really was a pleasure to fuss / For according to our mother you’re our father /And that’s good enough for us!

Honey, I shrunk our kid.

And without a prompt from the kid! Who knew?

No, the postman’s dad.

The biological one you mean?

“Nah, it’s from little Jimmies’ dad next door!”