Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 04, 2023

He has a magnetic personality…..

Or he’s a “look at me” narcissist!!

The Professor fishes in a coat and tie?

Good one!

So kids now play Ring Around the Noses. In my day, kids played Ring Around the Roses——actually Rosie, a song which goes back to the Black Death.

Most birds find fishing easier than Cosmo.

Cosmo looks so huge in those waders, he should stick to a fish diet. No more Roz cooking.

Said Kevin Bloody Wilson.

I think just has brain

I’ve heard that before “looks like he tripped and fell face first into a tackle box”

Don’t get Billy’s bro near a magnet.

You can lead him around by the nose if you have a magnet.

He must have been lured into the piercing culture hook, line, and sinker.

I ask.. but no one ever answers, WHY do they do that? Seriously why?

Maybe he’s just plain stupid.

When I was Skyler’s supposed age, I got into a lot of fights. (I didn’t like bullies much. I lost a lot. But at least I had my self respect and the bullies knew I would fight.) And nobody would have any piercings. They would have been torn out during the fight. That also went for the girls with their pierced ears, (knew a girl in middle-school who had them torn out in a fight — it was a bloody mess).

I bet he has trouble going through air port security screenings…

Maybe Billy’s brother is dumb.

The Perfesser exhibits some piercing intuition!

Bling goes the skin of his face…

Just wait until he sneezes.

My sentiments exactly.