Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 14, 2023

The colours are reversed here in Canada. As demonstrated by our fearless PM who claimed that he gave the order to shoot the object out of the sky. Ta DA by the US air force. The guy lives in a fantasy world. SHEEESH!!!

Even Valentine’s Day has gone political.

Just two Cupid’s? That’s not enough to cover the entire world. It’s like saying there’s just one Santa. No way there’s just one… actually, two Cupid’s is fine. Too many people go stupid when falling in love.

And how do you plan to do the LGBTQ crowd?

Got to agree with you there, Wiz!

Here’s a saying, two cupids are a pain in the butt. Yip yip yip yip yip

Liberals would immediately attempt to ban bows and arrows.

Not as big a fantasy world as Stephen Harper. That guy actually believed he was the Emperor of Canada and it was beneath him to lower himself fo speak to his subjects. He stated that HE make the laws, not Parliament.

Love knows no bounds… except politics.

I thought all MAGAs did was hate.

That hiring hall must be something.

Ha‼️

This isn’t that far off the mark. Apparently the online dating companies* have had to add filters for political alignment, because no amount of other commonalities can bridge the Red/Blue divide.

*Maybe Farmersonly.com can assume compatible political slants, but then again maybe not.

Sadly, St. Valentine was arrested for performing his priestly duty of performing marriages. He was beaten to death with clubs and beheaded. St. Valentine is honored for his total respect for love and the right of marriage between a man and a woman.

lib Cupid is gonna be working overtime.

If those diapers slip anymore neither of you will be shooting any arrows…

I went looking for this quote yesterday to share under a different comic but couldn’t find it. This morning it was in my Facebook memories. LOL I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Author UnknownOn a different note, happy 11th birthday to my goat Carmel!

They should shoot each other. Problems solved.

Interesting.

Ha, conservative Cupid needs to armed with a AR-15!

Still need one more for those on the fence…

This is the world we live in today…

They look as aerodynamic as bumble bees.

So, what happened to the “Green Party”?

What’s next – Separate National Anthems for different races at the Super Bowl?

There are no conservatives – they’re all radical right-wing nut-jobs.