WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 16, 2023

Well you won’t have to worry about the little woman not being factually correct much longer.

How about “Duck!”

Bloody tourist.

Actually, you can find the East Alligator River and the West Alligator River in Kakadu National Park in Australia. They must have been named by that woman’s ancestors. (FYI There are two species of crocodiles in Australia. I have swam in the Katherine River with Freshwater crocodiles. They are a metre long and don’t bother you if you don’t bother them. Saltwater crocodiles can get up to 7 metres long and are deadly.)

Are either of them wearing crocs?

This arc is a “crock.”

She should have yelled "CROCIGATOR!! That would have covered it.

He’s dead right!

kind of like the guy who said “Pedestrians have the right of way” while stepping out into a street in downtown Chicago

And it’s Crocodile 1 and pompous orifice 0.

Bye bye!

Pompous jackazz gets his comeuppance.

I think that Kangaroo will get a kick out of this!

Chomp…

LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

A great epitaph for his tombstone…..

I can’t post in the Mark Trail strip without paying but this would be great to link to.

I give you now Professor TwistA conscientious scientistTrustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, a guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Profess Twist could not but smile,“You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”

—“The Purist” by Ogden Nash