Cornered by Mike Baldwin for March 17, 2023

Make “clean” breaks.

This could get dirty. Quick, get some popcorn.

Divide and Conquer.

Get ready, set, go!

This cartoon ain’t big enough for the two of them!

My money is on the weed eater

Start your engines….On your mark, get set, GOOOOO

Looks like a duel. Although, at 10 paces, neither weapon will be very effective.

To your corners!

Ah, spring…

Looks like a breaker about to trip!

CHARGE!!!

The weed whacker will hurt more. Some idiot neighbor’s dog (yeah, both) from four houses down the street learned that when it escaped its yard and came to attack me in my yard while using I was using the whacker. I adjusted my stance and it became a dog whacker. That dog was lucky I was using the tiny battery-powered single cord one instead of the big commercial sized two-cord one. I hope it learned the two lessons – weed whackers are not something to mess with, and stay outta my yard.

It’s not gonna be much of a duel, her weapon sucks.

take ten paces…

Wouldn’t he be better armed with a leaf blower?

My wife and me nowadays. She likes to clean the house while l do the outdoors. She have to do something when she see me getting busy.

Her weapon really sucks, he’s definitely gonna whack her.